And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Randomize
