My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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