i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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