I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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