the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
