she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You may now shotgun with the bride
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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