Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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