Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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