I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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