in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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