it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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