Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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