Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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