Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I got inside last night via doggy door
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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