Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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