their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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