Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
and she was petting her beer can
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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