i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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