fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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