I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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