god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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