He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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