A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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