Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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