Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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