I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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