Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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