god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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