we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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