I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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