maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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