ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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