Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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