Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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