We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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