And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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