He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
this will be a night to untag.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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