Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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