Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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