Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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