Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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