Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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