apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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