he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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