R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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