i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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