are you still at the devil's house?
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
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all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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