Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
