do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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