I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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