Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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