Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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