I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I think i got beer on your cat.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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