found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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